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Excuses to Cheat On your Diet

It’s Cheat Day: 10 Excuses Every Girl Makes So She Can Cheat On Her Diet

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Starting a diet is easy. For the first seven minutes, you feel wildly confident, motivated by the thought of you in a bikini and the admiring looks you will get.

Precisely 11 minutes later, you are hungry. You worked out, you tell yourself, so that gives you about 300 “free” calories.

You start thinking about food. You look at photos of food on Instagram. Soon, you are using your expert powers of self-persuasion to convince yourself a diet cheat is actually a good thing. It will boost your metabolism! And you’ll get right back on track straight after one little treat.

Woe is you. As all girls know, dieting is hard, boring and, worst of all, it’s often futile.

 

My Favorite?  -keith    “It’s free!”  I love free food (…) and have been to known to eat a day’s worth of food in free samples.

Read on for all 10 —> https://www.elitedaily.com/women/10-excuses-girls-give-cheat-diet/664898

Heritage – GOOD CONVERSATION: START BY ASKING GREAT QUESTIONS.

GREAT QUESTIONS from StoryCorp – https://storycorps.org/

Here are some of our suggestions for getting a good conversation going. We encourage you to use the ones you like and to come up with your own. This list is in no particular order. Choose one of the categories below, or scroll through and read them all.

John Branyan – The Three Little Pigs – Bing video

shakespearean three little pigs. Prepare to enjoy this video. -keith

Source: John Branyan – The Three Little Pigs – Bing video

Joke: The Memorial Stone | Funny – BabaMail

Source: Joke: The Memorial Stone | Funny – BabaMail

 

Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for May 7, 2017

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Source: Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for May 7, 2017 | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com

Baldo by Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos for May 7, 2017 | 

Baldo By Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos

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Source: Baldo by Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos for May 7, 2017 | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com

Letters to Santa that Will Warm Your Heart | Reader’s Digest

These funny, heartfelt, and inquisitive letters to Santa from real kids will make you laugh and warm your heart.

“Dear Santa, I have been trying to be a responsible person. I hope I would get what I always wanted. The thing I want most is a dog. dog. dog. I know I haven’t been taking care of my Giga dog but it is a not real and a dog would be. Santa, I would even trade my one and only Mom for a dog. I knew that a dog would be a big responsibility but I have been bugging my Dad since I was three and I’m tired of it. Love, Megan” (These are the Christmas movies guaranteed to get you into the holiday spirit.)

Source: Letters to Santa that Will Warm Your Heart | Reader’s Digest

 

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