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Excuses to Cheat On your Diet

It’s Cheat Day: 10 Excuses Every Girl Makes So She Can Cheat On Her Diet

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Starting a diet is easy. For the first seven minutes, you feel wildly confident, motivated by the thought of you in a bikini and the admiring looks you will get.

Precisely 11 minutes later, you are hungry. You worked out, you tell yourself, so that gives you about 300 “free” calories.

You start thinking about food. You look at photos of food on Instagram. Soon, you are using your expert powers of self-persuasion to convince yourself a diet cheat is actually a good thing. It will boost your metabolism! And you’ll get right back on track straight after one little treat.

Woe is you. As all girls know, dieting is hard, boring and, worst of all, it’s often futile.

 

My Favorite?  -keith    “It’s free!”  I love free food (…) and have been to known to eat a day’s worth of food in free samples.

Read on for all 10 —> https://www.elitedaily.com/women/10-excuses-girls-give-cheat-diet/664898

Heritage – GOOD CONVERSATION: START BY ASKING GREAT QUESTIONS.

GREAT QUESTIONS from StoryCorp – https://storycorps.org/

Here are some of our suggestions for getting a good conversation going. We encourage you to use the ones you like and to come up with your own. This list is in no particular order. Choose one of the categories below, or scroll through and read them all.

John Branyan – The Three Little Pigs – Bing video

shakespearean three little pigs. Prepare to enjoy this video. -keith

Source: John Branyan – The Three Little Pigs – Bing video

Joke: The Memorial Stone | Funny – BabaMail

Source: Joke: The Memorial Stone | Funny – BabaMail

 

Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for May 7, 2017

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Source: Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for May 7, 2017 | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com

Baldo by Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos for May 7, 2017 | 

Baldo By Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos

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Source: Baldo by Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos for May 7, 2017 | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com

Letters to Santa that Will Warm Your Heart | Reader’s Digest

These funny, heartfelt, and inquisitive letters to Santa from real kids will make you laugh and warm your heart.

“Dear Santa, I have been trying to be a responsible person. I hope I would get what I always wanted. The thing I want most is a dog. dog. dog. I know I haven’t been taking care of my Giga dog but it is a not real and a dog would be. Santa, I would even trade my one and only Mom for a dog. I knew that a dog would be a big responsibility but I have been bugging my Dad since I was three and I’m tired of it. Love, Megan” (These are the Christmas movies guaranteed to get you into the holiday spirit.)

Source: Letters to Santa that Will Warm Your Heart | Reader’s Digest

 

That Time Johnny Carson Accidentally Caused a Near Month Long Toilet Paper Shortage in the US – YouTube

The reason Carson’s words resonated with the public is because of the “oil crisis” of the early 70’s. The country was in turmoil as drivers waited in long lines for hours for a few gallons of gas. This is what happens when people are stressed and a shortage psychology sets in. It may seem funny now, but people were actually getting in gun fights for a place in line at the time.

Laughing with Mary Maxwell – YouTube

The dry humor and quick wit of Mary Maxwell has entertained millions over the years. Mary is known for her honest and humorous take on aging, as well as other life events. She has spoken at events ranging from the national Christ Child Society con…

 

Joke – The psychology instructorFrench Flashcards –

Le professeur de psychologie

The psychology instructor


Le professeur de psychologie venait de finir un cours sur la santé mentale et faisaitpasser un oral.

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.


En parlant spécialement de la psychose maniaco-dépressiveelle posa une question.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked a question.


Comment diagnostiqueriezvous un patient qui fait les cent pas en hurlantà plein poumon une minutepuis s’assied sur une chaise en pleurantde manière incontrôlée la minute suivante ?”

“How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”


Un jeune homme au fond leva la main et répondit : “Un entraîneur de foot ?”

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A football coach?”

From learn with oliver – Source: French Flashcards

A Dog’s Purpose (2017) – IMDb video 2:29

This video story about Dogs Lives is delightful. Take a moment. -keith —–>  – Directed by Lasse Hallström. With Britt Robertson, Josh Gad, Dennis Quaid, Peggy Lipton. A dog looks to discover his purpose in life over the course of several lifetimes and owners.

Source: A Dog’s Purpose (2017) – IMDb

How politics got started. August 28, 2016 on GoComics.com

One of the many great comics you can read for free at GoComics.com! Follow us for giveaways & giggles.

Source: Non Sequitur Comic Strip, August 28, 2016 on GoComics.com

Hilarious Southwest Airline Safety Presentation – 3:05 on YouTube

This Video is worth the bit of time it takes – keith   —–>

Source: Hilarious Southwest Airline Safety Presentation (Open Captions) – YouTube

How to Whistle Loud: 14 Steps (with Pictures) – wikiHow

Old Dogs CAN learn new tricks. I have only a high pitch whisper of a whistle so far but still – Whistling this way has always been on my unspoken bucket list – Keith

Source: How to Whistle Loud: 14 Steps (with Pictures) – wikiHow

Moderately Confused Comic Strip, June 16, 2016 on GoComics.com

It’s like my father always used to say “It’s like my father used to say.”

One of the many great comics you can read for free at GoComics.com! Follow us for giveaways & giggles.

Source: Moderately Confused Comic Strip, June 16, 2016 on GoComics.com

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